Season 5 premiere. Nothing to Fear but Fear ItselfRose has to deliver a eulogy in the Bahamas, which scares up many fears: Rose's of speaking, Dorothy's of flying, and Blanche's of being enclosed with bald men. Trust us. Manhattan ProjectCarrie wants to move to an apartment in the city, but Doug wants to stay in Queens.

Danny: Gary Valentine. Ava: Lainie Kazan.

The Two Girl TheoryReba goes to a bar with Barbra Jean and is pleasantly surprised to find guys hitting on her. Flying Monkeys and a Tank of NitrousWhen Marjorie's husband passes away, the ladies accompany her on a trip to memorialize him. Meanwhile, the kids' current love lives take a hit as Taylor and Trip argue over her relationship with Pierce; and Oliver and Gina's relationship goes south when they both apply for a ballet scholarship that only one of them gets.

But when he arrives ravenous after not eating all day, he discovers there's no dinner and tries to eat whatever he can find. The Puck Stops HereA new hockey coach is needed for Boyd's team, and Mike surprisingly suggests that Ryan take the job.

Christy tries to help her but soon realizes she is in over her head, so she suggests Bonnie seek help from her newfound brother, Ray. Back at home, Carrie and Arthur try to watch a movie together, but they can't agree on which one to see. The Mom SwitchAfter feeling unappreciated by Greg and the kids, Katie ditches her family for a day at her favorite hideaway spot and leaves Viv in charge of the household. Barbra Jean says she'll train him, but Van takes over after he overcomes his latent father-son issues. David: Johnny Galecki. Meanwhile, Eve tells Ryan that Boyd is making up stories about his dad's real job. Priest: Charles Summers. Nevertheless, Reba decides not to go out again, but changes her mind to spite Brock after he makes some insensitive comments. The RingKyle gets an engagement ring fitted as a favor to Ed, but Mike spies Kyle with the ring and misconstrues things, making the assumption that Kyle's planning on proposing to Mandy. Download the TV Guide app for iPhone, iPad and Android! Elsewhere, Kristin and Ed are alarmed when their restaurant receives a bad online review from someone mysterious. Stewardess: Elvia Allman. Tooth or ConsequencesDan knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector; Darlene is accepted to art school. Viv takes this as an opportunity to see if she really is mom material. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Meanwhile, Kristen and Eve invite Vanessa to their kickboxing class so she can blow off some steam. Estelle Getty, Betty White. Greg enlists Taylor's boyfriend, Trip, to help him make the family recipe for chili in a local competition, which makes Taylor and Oliver jealous.

Stephanie: Rosanna Huffman. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Go FarBrock wants to spend more time with Jake and decides to become a kids' football coach. Tucker Carlson appears as himself. Dan: John Goodman. Country music's only entirely fan-voted awards show returns with performances by Luke Bryan, Halsey + Kelsea Ballerini, Little Big Town, Maren Morris, Sam Hunt, Shania Twain and more; hosted by superstars Ashley McBryde, Kane Brown & Sarah Hyland. David vs. GoliathDavid (Johnny Galecki) confesses the truth about Darlene to Dan and gets kicked out. Emily's Father: Nat Bernstein. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Doug: Kevin James. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Lockjaw and a Liquid DietSeason 4 ends with Bonnie getting into trouble with the IRS. Don't Ask, Don't TellRoseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's girlfriend (Mariel Hemingway) plants a kiss on her. Maitre d': Brad Trumbull. Trophy WifeKatie lands the perfect pawn to play on the insecurities of the Westport housewives when she convinces a hot young trophy wife named Harper to volunteer as room mom for Anna-Kat's class, but she quickly shifts gears when Harper rejects Anna-Kat's idea for movie night. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Deacon: Victor Williams.

Fancy Crackers and Giant WomenBonnie suffers withdrawal after giving up cable TV to help Christy pay for her law school applications; and the women rally around Jill after she has a breakdown in her favorite department store. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Richie: Larry Romano.

Bad Heir DayMike and Vanessa think it's time for Mandy and Kyle to move out, but then Mike has second thoughts after Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom. Meanwhile, Van's weekend visit home is cut short and he blames the coach, but he has his own reasons for wanting to return to Denver.

Elsewhere, Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant, and Kristin predicts this will cause problems.

Visit CMT.com to watch this TV series. Visit CMT.com to watch Full Episodes of your Favorite Country Music Television Shows Online. Eve's BandEve and Cammy start a band, but their music isn't good, so Mike tries to break up the group. Train WreckDoug is distraught by Carrie's indifference when she learns that his new trainee is a beautiful woman (Julie Benz), so he tries to make her think something's going on. D.J. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Also, Kyra's band gets a gig playing for U.S. troops who are leaving for Iraq. Giving Mike the BusinessFacing a corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Field DayKatie wants to prove to the Westport moms that she is fully capable of competing at Field Day at Anna-Kat's school, but she ends up taking the competition a little too seriously. Meanwhile, Ava (Lainie Kazan) and Arthur's wedding day doesn't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, Greg enlists the help of the kids to get Katie's mom, Kathryn, to take an interest in someone other than herself. Secretary: Sarah Partridge. Body ImageThe previous "fattest housewife" in Westport gets plastic surgery to lose weight, and Chloe Brown Mueller rubs it in Katie's face that Katie has now assumed that title. Father Callahan: Barney McGeary. Don't Make Room for DaddyFred (Michael O'Keefe) sues for custody of Jackie's baby, prompting Dan, Mark and David to take sides over parental rights. Richie: Larry Romano. Also: Cheyenne hopes that Van is miserable in Denver, so she's disappointed when he comes home and tells her how much fun he's having. Jeffrey: Phil Leeds. Offensive FowlDoug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Strange BedfellowsFront-page exposé: a photo of Blanche entering the home of a politician (John Schuck) while his wife is away. Doug: Kevin James. Twinkle Lights and Grandma ShoesBonnie gets cold feet when she considers her future with Adam; Christy risks failing an important test to help a fellow alcoholic. Because it's never too early to plan Thursday night... two months from now. Hungry ManCarrie asks Doug to join her at a dinner party for a Japanese client (Robert Ito). Gift of the Wise ManChristmas stress mounts for Vanessa, so Mike tries to help her by delegating her many holiday tasks to members of the family.

Big Sauce and Coconut WaterChristy is certain that Bonnie is in over her head when she invites a freshly paroled Tammy to stay with them.

Leon: Martin Mull. Clown: Charles Bouvier. View CMT's Top 20 Video Countdown on CMT TV. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. ShadowboxingSeason 6 finale: Mandy job shadows Mike and causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe, but her conflict-resolution skills differ from Mike's. Veronica: Anne Meara.

Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. But his plan backfires when it appears Jake isn't good enough to make the team. But when it's over, one baby is unclaimed. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Meanwhile, Kathryn's plan to soothe Oliver's heartbreak backfires when she tracks down an old boyfriend, Dan, and he is not as she remembers. Before and AfterRose, convinced that she died during a throat spasm, is determined to live her new life to the hilt. Mike and the MechanicsMike tries to cheer up Eve by showing her career options at Outdoor Man, but car mechanic Joe winds up being an unexpected influence on her. Cottage Cheese and a Weird BuzzChristy and Jill clash over a gambling debt, and Bonnie's new hobby troubles Adam. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White. The number one hits from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars. Fish Town and Too Many Thank You'sBonnie is suspicious when her brother, Ray, returns from rehab and strikes up a friendship with Adam, and Christy and Bonnie have a brush with the law when they take Ray's fancy car for a joy ride. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan.

Two Down, One to GoThe empty-nest syndrome strikes Roseanne as Darlene (Sara Gilbert) settles into her college dorm. Edwin Newman has a cameo.